Sunday, December 27, 2009

Incriminating Evidence

Case File: Register vs. Register




Defendant: Tanner Register
Plaintiffs: Mom and Dad
Crime: Public Endangerment and Indecent Exposure

Court Notes: Tanner allegedly took off his clothes, peeing and pooping on the floor of the family's dining room, endangering those who walked on said floor. Mom and Dad are seeking for justice. The court rules that Tanner be made to sit on a small potty until he learns to pee and poop in an appropriate place.

4 comments:

Susanna said...

He didn't do it AGAIN did he??? Oh dear!

Nanette said...

Oh my goodness! I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry for you! At least you can take comfort in the fact that you have this evidence to show future wife candidates. :)

Anonymous said...

Ha!

The Whetstone Family said...

Good luck! I've been telling Cailin that after her current pack of diapers is gone, it's all potty for her! We'll see if it pans out.