Incriminating Evidence
Case File: Register vs. Register
Defendant: Tanner Register
Plaintiffs: Mom and Dad
Crime: Public Endangerment and Indecent Exposure
Court Notes: Tanner allegedly took off his clothes, peeing and pooping on the floor of the family's dining room, endangering those who walked on said floor. Mom and Dad are seeking for justice. The court rules that Tanner be made to sit on a small potty until he learns to pee and poop in an appropriate place.

4 comments:
He didn't do it AGAIN did he??? Oh dear!
Oh my goodness! I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry for you! At least you can take comfort in the fact that you have this evidence to show future wife candidates. :)
Ha!
Good luck! I've been telling Cailin that after her current pack of diapers is gone, it's all potty for her! We'll see if it pans out.
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