Quotes of the Day

Yesterday Riley came home from school with a note in his backpack saying that this Thursday, the kids are supposed to dress up like what they want to be when they grow up.  I asked Riley what he wanted to be, fully expecting him to say a Lego Master Designer...which is what he always says...but no, without even missing a beat, this was his response:

Mom: So Riley, what do you want to dress up as?
Riley: A Hypnotist
Mom:  stunned silence...
Riley: But mom, is it hard to be a Hypnotist?
Mom: I really don't know buddy
Riley: Yeah, I bed it's hard

Yesterday as I was making dinner, Tanner comes in and starts throwing himself on the floor and spinning around.  He thought he was being super awesome and started giggling.  Then he says,

Tanner: Mom!  Look at my  new trick!
Mom: That is awesome Tans
Tanner: Yeah, it's called the Venn Diagram
Mom: What?
Tanner: The Venn Diagram
Mom: Tanner, where did you hear that word?
Tanner: I learned it at school
Mom:  Huh? Do you know what it means?
Tanner: Nope!  But I do know how to say it!
Mom: Tanner, you're awesome!